I'm extremely happy to announce that we got our new Internet connection at work today. It's not blazing fast, but it's substantially better than the mind-numbing connection we had before. This is going to make me much more content. No longer will I be tempted to gouge out my eyes in the time it takes to load up a page from which I need only a tiny bit of information.
There are still a few glitches and bugs, but I'm confident that we'll work them out over the next several days. Hell, the new connection has only been live for 40 minutes. Even if we can't get this stuff worked out, it's already less glitchy and buggy than the old system. No complaints from me.