Walken in L.A.
Chris Walken's Kitchen
The first link above is from The Onion, which, for anyone who isn't familiar, is a satirical newspaper. That column is totally fictitious, and was not actually written by Christopher Walken. However, it reads like it could be written by him. I read that several years ago, and now it's rare that I can eat a hot dog without thinking of Christopher Walken.
The second link is an actual food article written in Christopher Walken's kitchen. He didn't write it himself, but it's mostly just quoting him. It's hilarious, just because he's so...weird. I found this article this morning, so I had to post both of them for your amusement.