There will be none of this shadow-seeing nonsense today. Do you understand me, you little bastard?
Okay, so I feel a little silly talking to a groundhog, and it's not like I really believe that this Groundhog Day stuff has any bearing on the weather for the rest of the season. Beyond that, I normally don't mind winter, and even like it for the most part. Still, this winter has seen more snow than usual, and it's wearing on me. At this point, I'll take what I can get. It may not mean anything if the groundhog sees no shadow today, but if they're going to keep having this ridiculous ceremony, we might as well get a desirable outcome.