Did I Hear That Right?

"That's the biggest problem around here: everyone thinks too much."

I just overheard this declaration from a co-worker. This is just wrong on so many levels. Personally, I used to have several different ideas about what the biggest problem was around here, but now I know unequivocally what it is.

The biggest problem around here is that someone actually thinks the biggest problem around here is that everyone thinks too much. If anyone is thinking too much, they sure aren't thinking about the right things.

I think the person who uttered this ridiculous statement just wants to be able to tell people what to do and not have them question it. If that ever happens, we'll be in worse shape than we are now, if that's possible.

Of course, I should also mention that I overheard this same co-worker several months ago trying to convince our receptionist that child pornography is legal. Obviously, this person isn't too aware of...well, anything.