100 Things I Greatly Dislike

In no particular order:

1. George W. Bush
2. People driving in the left ("passing") lane of the interstate for no apparent reason
3. Cigarettes
4. Censorship in any form
5. Golf highlights on ESPN
6. My alarm clock
7. Country music
8. The belief that NASCAR is a sport
9. Homophobia
10. Cottage cheese
11. Televangelists
12. Slow bartenders
    
13. When new products disappear as soon as I develop an attachment to them
14. Barry Bonds
15. Prices at concession stands
16. Road construction
17. Movies featuring monkeys
    
18. Headaches
19. People cheering for any college team at the expense of their own alma mater
20. Haircuts
21. Political campaign commercials
22. "Boy bands"
23. Jake Lloyd
24. Ordering regular Coke and receiving Diet instead
25. Bugs
26. Overzealous parents
27. The unavailability of The Wonder Years on DVD
    
28. Mornings
29. SUVs
30. Pop-up ads
31. People not coming through in the clutch
32. People not flushing in public restrooms
33. Popped collars
34. The fact that I can't sing
35. Microsoft Word
36. Horse racing
37. My iPod's failure to update
38. Brett Favre
39. Gas prices
40. Businesses with no significant web presence
41. Poor grammar, diction, spelling, and/or typography
42. Whining
43. When people are in the way and make no effort to move out of it
44. Beer
45. The University of Toledo
46. Anyone who thinks "redneck" is something to be proud of
47. Car problems
48. Broken links
49. Being awoken by lawn equipment early on a Saturday or Sunday morning
50. Reality TV
51. Greedo shooting first
52. Racism
53. Being paid less than what I'm worth
54. Seafood
55. Leonardo DiCaprio
56. Restarting my computer after a software install
57. Being accused of something I didn't do
58. Fiction with poorly written dialogue
59. Being left out of the loop on anything that concerns me
60. Chicken pox scars
61. Losing touch with old friends
62. Anyone younger than, say, twelve years old
63. Those ribbon stickers on cars
64. Piqua
65. The assumption that fans of fantasy and science fiction are socially substandard
66. Traffic lights that stay red for far too long
67. Ampersands
68. Inconsistency
69. The institution of marriage
70. Olives
71. When someone tries to quote from a movie but gets the quote wrong
72. Poor officiating in any sport
73. Conformity
74. Privacy invasions
75. Being late
76. The word "raunchy"
77. Sweetest Day
78. Websites that are slowed by ads, especially if they're animated
79. Eli Manning
80. When people behind me in bleachers can't keep their knees out of my back
81. The too-common practice of not using turn signals
82. "Two Turntables and a Microphone"
83. The smell of dog food
84. Free-verse poetry
85. Wearing a tie
86. Having a large nose
87. Instant replay in both the NFL and college football
88. Portable toilets
89. When people just sit next to an ATM after their transactions are done
90. Ding Dongs no longer being wrapped in foil
91. The New York Yankees
92. Needles
93. When opinion, belief, or total inaccuracy is presented as truth or fact
94. Tom Brady
95. Arrogance
96. When people park so that their vehicles take up two spaces
97. Hurting anyone's feelings
98. Being told what to do
99. Speed limits
100. Not being a college student